A Woman on the Go

Dust Mite said he has the Taser: YIKES!!!

Fabulous, just Fabulous!!!  We have a woman in her mid 20’s wearing a very stylish outfit that screams, “Lookout World, here I Come.” Any woman wearing this would command immediate respect and have all eyes on her everywhere she went.  This woman (,who I’ll name Ashley,) has a Suede Peacock Coat over top of what looks to be a light-blue blouse with a wool plaid scarf loosely wrapped around her neck complete with a Brown Leather Designer Bag. (WHEW, that was looooonnng.) But let’s not forget her skinny jeans (, because I LOVE SKINNY JEANS!!!).

You know, it doesn’t even matter that nothing on Ashley really matches because everything goes together (OXY MORONNNNNN!!!). Think about it, the different color browns drawn attention to her Bag while the scarf adds a designer look to her outfit. (Oops, I take back what I said just now.) The Black strap on her bag matches the black buttons on her coat. I bet Ashley didn’t even realize that, and even if she did, she probably didn’t care. Ashley’s just to cool for her own good.

Let’s set away from the outfit for a second and look at the expression on her face. “Umm can you make this quick, I got things to do.” If I was the photographer, I’d get these photos and split because she looks like she’s going to call the cops. Or Maybe she’s going to reach into her bag and taze him, “Ahhh, Don’t Taze me Bro, (I mean Sis)!!!” (Remember that, if not, GOOGLE IT!!!)  You couldn’t pay me enough to even sneak a snapshot of this Lady, let along get up in her face. No Way, No How!

Just for fun let’s play a little game of “I Spy” with this picture shall we? Here’s your clue: It’s a priceless trait to have, yet ALL the money in the world couldn't buy it. I know it might be hard to see, but look closely, do you see what I see??? Give up??? The Answer is CLASS. Let’s play again. I’m kidding, but in all seriousness I love everything about this outfit and the woman wearing it. It is, sleek, and it also screams, “HEY LOOK AT ME, I’m from New York.”  I’m sorry, but I’ve got to commend this woman because now more than ever people wear outfits that scream, “HEY LOOK AT ME, I don’t CARE!!!” This Picture gets two thumbs up and is definitely something I would want to see in my closet.

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