Business or Pleasure?

Mr. Snuggles wants "legs" for desert.

Question: “Woman with Class”, or “Total Snob”??? (I’ll take “Woman with Class” for $500 Alex.) The answer should be obvious to ANY “Fashion Enthusiast”. (Answer: Class Duhh.) Sadly this photo did not come with a name, but I think I’ve found one. (Bing!) Her face looks like a Mandy, so I think that’s what I’ll call her. (Mandy BABYYYYY!!!) Mandy, where did you get your outfit and please tell me it is under $200. (Okay, I won’t press my luck.) Look at those stockings, aren’t they just perfect? Her legs are so smooth and slender that it makes you wonder, “How does she do it”? (So what’s missing?) Whether it’s on the outfit or the person, something needs to GRAB the audience’s attention. I believe in Mandy’s case, her hair should be blond. (Madonna BABYYYYY!!!)

Miss Mandy is probably 24, but her outfit makes her look MUCH MORE mature and sophisticated. (Umm, what’s that supposed to mean???) As you all know, most young women like to “show the goods” to ANY and EVERYBODY for attention. (Hey look at me, I’M PRETTY!!!) Mandy is grabbing more attention without showing anything at all. Her cleavage isn’t out there for the world to see and her rear-end isn’t on the front-page newspaper. (EXTRA, EXTRA, see all my Baggage!!!) So even if Mandy’s a “Total Snob”, at least she knows how to dress with class. (Mandy: 1/ Haters: 0!!!)

Mandy’s outfit is one of the first I’ve seen where her bag is a “low profile” item. (And you’re point please???) In a woman’s mind, a bag is one of the MOST IMPORTANT items that represents her status in the world. So, if you don’t have a $500 Gucci bag, then you’re a “nobody” in society right? (WRONG! My bag didn’t make me, and a WOMAN probably made my bag!!!) Mandy didn’t need a $500 Gucci bag to show that she had class, she just needed herself and a little “Fashion Sense”. Overall, I LOVE Mandy’s outfit and it gets 2 thumbs up.

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Just Simply Gorgeous

Lucky's on the "Other End".

Can I call you Heather? (I think I heard a YES!!!) What can I say about Heather’s outfit other then, “Just Simply Gorgeous”! The first thing that caught my eye was her nice knit sweater; doesn’t it remind you of sheep’s wool or the clouds on spring day? (a.k.a. My Dreams.) Her sweater is made just thick enough to keep you nice and warm on a fall afternoon. (Can you say, COZY!) What can you say about her nice brown cork heels and her brown satchel bag? (Speechless!) On to her shorts, don’t you think they make her legs look longer than then what they are? (Duhh, that’s the point.) I only wish I had legs like that because they’re long, smooth and sexy. (Uhh, what about the shorts???) Her shorts are great but look at her watch; usually those are the kind that “clad” and “bulky” on women but there are always “exceptions” to the Fashion Rules. The watch actually ties her Necklace in perfectly. (ONE QUESTION!!!) Heather, can I clone you? (Obsessed I Know, but I’m JUST KIDDING!!!)

Checkout the outfit behind, don’t you think it looks even better? The Mannequin looks like she’s singing, “Stop, in the Name of LOVEEEE!!! Before you break my HEART!!!!” (Remember that song? If not, GOOGLE IT!) I wonder where Heather shops. (Address Please!) I also wonder who she’s talking to on her phone. (Can you say MEDDLESOME???) I personally think she’s scheduling lunch with her date for today, what do you think? (Okay, I’ll shut up and get back on Topic.)

If any woman had on this outfit, they should feel like a “Model” but act like a “Lady”. (Umm, what’s that supposed to mean???)By that, I mean you should know that you are worth a million bucks but act as though you’re no better than any other woman. With that, you’d have a gorgeous outfit and a “touch of class” which could score the man of your dreams. (a.k.a. My Dreams.)

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A Woman on the Go

Dust Mite said he has the Taser: YIKES!!!

Fabulous, just Fabulous!!!  We have a woman in her mid 20’s wearing a very stylish outfit that screams, “Lookout World, here I Come.” Any woman wearing this would command immediate respect and have all eyes on her everywhere she went.  This woman (,who I’ll name Ashley,) has a Suede Peacock Coat over top of what looks to be a light-blue blouse with a wool plaid scarf loosely wrapped around her neck complete with a Brown Leather Designer Bag. (WHEW, that was looooonnng.) But let’s not forget her skinny jeans (, because I LOVE SKINNY JEANS!!!).

You know, it doesn’t even matter that nothing on Ashley really matches because everything goes together (OXY MORONNNNNN!!!). Think about it, the different color browns drawn attention to her Bag while the scarf adds a designer look to her outfit. (Oops, I take back what I said just now.) The Black strap on her bag matches the black buttons on her coat. I bet Ashley didn’t even realize that, and even if she did, she probably didn’t care. Ashley’s just to cool for her own good.

Let’s set away from the outfit for a second and look at the expression on her face. “Umm can you make this quick, I got things to do.” If I was the photographer, I’d get these photos and split because she looks like she’s going to call the cops. Or Maybe she’s going to reach into her bag and taze him, “Ahhh, Don’t Taze me Bro, (I mean Sis)!!!” (Remember that, if not, GOOGLE IT!!!)  You couldn’t pay me enough to even sneak a snapshot of this Lady, let along get up in her face. No Way, No How!

Just for fun let’s play a little game of “I Spy” with this picture shall we? Here’s your clue: It’s a priceless trait to have, yet ALL the money in the world couldn't buy it. I know it might be hard to see, but look closely, do you see what I see??? Give up??? The Answer is CLASS. Let’s play again. I’m kidding, but in all seriousness I love everything about this outfit and the woman wearing it. It is, sleek, and it also screams, “HEY LOOK AT ME, I’m from New York.”  I’m sorry, but I’ve got to commend this woman because now more than ever people wear outfits that scream, “HEY LOOK AT ME, I don’t CARE!!!” This Picture gets two thumbs up and is definitely something I would want to see in my closet.

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