College Fashion Tips 2011

Dust Mite said He Teaches Fashion 101

So who is this DIVA with the pretty smile and face to match? (It’s ME at 20 Duhh!) Well whoever she is she needs a name. (I think I’ve got one!!!) I think I’ll call her Stephanie. (Yayy Stephanie!!!) Look at this picture, don’t you wonder if she’s at a cookout. (Two hotdogs PLEASE!) You’d have to drag me KICKING AND SCREAMING to get me to go dressed like that because THE SECOND I get mustard on my dress I’MMA LOSE IT! Stephanie, your dress is BEAUTIFUL and the sun adds more light to make you shine like a *Superstar*. Need an example, just look at me. (Just Kidding! I’m no *Superstar*.)

Closet Creatures take note, this is either one of those situations where Stephanie’s older than she looks, OR Stephanie is dressing older than she looks. (What do you think?) My guess would be that she’s college student in a teenage body. (Her face gives it ALL away.) Regardless of whether she’s old or young I know one thing, this is DEFINITELY NOT Stephanie’s first time looking good NOR will it be her last. Stephanie has CLEARLY been bitten by the “Fashion Bug” and has been infected with “Fashion Sense”. (You LUCKY girl YOU!) I think I might have an Idea to get some of Stephanie’s “Fashion Sense”. (A CRAZY idea actually!) Can I clone your brain then eat it so I can have your “Fashion Sense” in my head? (I’M HUNGRY!!!)

Take a CLOSE LOOK at Stephanie’s outfit. Don’t you think she’s making a “Fashion Statement” wearing a bracelet on her right arm and leg? (Umm, maybe?) I think she is, and her statement has to be “Get Right and Fly Straight!” (Okay, I don’t get it either?) Speaking of “Right”, I just noticed how perfect Stephanie’s flats go with her dress. (A match made in Heaven!!!) In fact, the whole picture looks like the cover-shoot for a popular fashion magazine. I can see it now, “College Fashion Tips: 2011” featuring Miss Stephanie. When people grab this issue and see this picture they are going to LOVE EVERYTHING about it. Stephanie, your outfit is “Glam” deserves two thumbs up.

Mickey Mouse's House of Rock!

Snip Snap has a CRUSH on Minnie!

Soooo, who thinks this guy is good-looking no matter what he wears. (Me? Guilty as charged!)   Well I think Mr. “Good-looking” deserves a name; I think that name will be David. (Hi David!!!) I’ve seen all sorts of “Street Trends” amongst men but, David’s is VERY unique to me. (Umm, what do you mean?) Think about it, how often would you find MEN wearing PINK Mickey Mouse hoodies with Police Aviators? (Answer: Umm, on the 33th of January.) Despite his odd fashions, David STILL looks amazing; I mean he looks like an underwear model for Hanes FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

(Off Topic.) I wonder what Mickey is playing on David’s hoodie. Could it be a B.B. King Masterpiece or is it an Ozzy Osbourne Nightmare? (Answer: Neither, it’s a Solo Mickey Air-Guitar Special.) Regardless of what he’s playing, it looks like he’s jamming, and I WANT TO JAM WITH HIM! (Weird Thought.) You know, I’m starting to imagine that David is probably who Mickey Mouse would look like if he were human. (What???) With those looks, he’d have ALL the ladies in love and EVERY man jealous. (Speaking of “jealous”) wonder how Mickey’s wife Minnie would feel? You’d think she’d get jealous but I beg to differ. She might feel turned on by a “REAL MAN”. (Okay, enough thinking, and back to the Topic.)

I want to play a little game. (I LOVE GAMES!) The name of the game is called, “Guess What David’s Doing?” (Here we go.) Okay, my guess at what David’s doing is that he’s rushing out to a party that he’s late for, and with the way he’s grabbing his collar, it looks like he’s a “Man on a Mission”. (Operation: Party-Crasher.) I’ll bet that David’s “Mission” is to “Infiltrate” the party “Incognito” to obtain TOP SECRET FILES from a safe in the attic of a mansion. (Umm, can you say Farfetched?) The only catch is that David MUST wear is this coat and sunny glasses. (Now can you say MISSION IMPOSSIBLE?) Okay game over, David I REALLY LIKE your outfit and I think it deserves two thumbs up.

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Plain and Simple

Lucky: "I LOVE YOU MADONNA!"

Let’s face it, when it comes to Fashion Simplicity is always a PLUS. So it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise if I say this woman gets an A + +. (Umm, who is she?) I’ve taken the liberty of giving this “Lovely Lady” the name Amber. (Yayy for Amber!) Most people consider this style of dress to be “Mommish” and “Boring”, but Amber’s outfit is rare exception. (Comparison TIME!!!) This off topic, but I feel like Amber looks like a VERY FAMILIAR person. She looks like a famous singer WE ALL KNOW named Madonna!!! (Umm, why Madonna?) Take a CLOSE LOOK at Amber, you’ll notice her nice, crisp lips marked with red lipstick and her iconic, long blonde hair. (TWINS!)

Despite who or what Amber looks like, the fact of the matter is her outfit is PERFECT. Your know Amber has great Fashion Sense if she can sport a blue jean shirt with a long, white skirt and look GREAT. Plus Amber had the purse to match, Madonna couldn’t even top that. (Madonna please DON’T sue me.) Let’s face it, looks DO MATTER and people respect others who “Dress to Impress”. (I know, sad but true.) Take for example Beyonce, while the majority of her fans adore her for her music, others look to see what she’s wearing for the NEXT BIG “Fashion Trend”. Do you think her fans would buy her albums if she wore Jeans and a T-Shirt with yesterday’s food crumbs in her videos and on stage? (Answer: She can put a LID on it!!!)

Ladies you might want to take note of Amber’s outfit. Remember first appearances leave LASTING Impressions with EVERYONE. Think about it, most outfits now-a-days are (,for a lack of better terms,) “Clad” and “Skanky”. Young women get an, “Oh you’re hot want to hang out sometime?” type "come-on" from BOYS. Amber’s outfit will get you a, “Hello my name is Larry, would you like to go out for Lunch sometime?” invite from MEN. Now tell me, which would you prefer? (Answer: It should be OBVIOUS to ANY REAL woman.)

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